Old Gods

OLD GODS features former members of THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN,NICE HOOVES, HEADS WILL ROLL, and definitely no current membersof THE ARMED Recorded by Chris Koltay (PROTOMARTYR, BARS OF GOLD, THE ARMED) and mastered by Zach Weeks (THE ARMED, CONVERGE, GENGHIS TRON). First press 12" EP limited to 300 copies with silk-screened jackets and silk-screened B-sides.Anyone who is familiar with the world of professional wrestling knows that OLD GODS is the greatest faction to ever grace the squared circle. They're classier than the Four Horsemen, they're more evil than Kevin Sullivan's Army of Darkness, and they rock harder than the Fabulous Freebirds ever could. When these five individuals come together, they hit with more power than an Ox Baker Heart Punch and leave your broken body in the depths of Parts Unknown. They've been unstoppable ever since winning the OLD GODS title at that fateful 1979 Rio de Janeiro tournament, and they show no signs of stopping. When asked about the future of OLD GODS, they respond with a brash confidence that would make Gino Hernandez seem modest, "We're no paper champions. We'll defend this title anytime, anywhere, until they stick a fork in us, and even then you won't beable to hold us down on the canvas."The recent release of their album Give Them Color has sentShockmaster-like waves throughout the wrestling industry. It's louder than Jimmy Hart's bullhorn, heavier than Haystacks Calhoun, and each song serves as a glimpse behind the Titantron into the fabled lives of history's greatest grapplers. So, be sure to catch OLD GODS when they travel to a territory near you. They truly are the greatest spectacle in sports entertainment!